Cheesy broccoli soup a la Al:

*Take some bread

*Cut the top off

*Scoop out the middle with a… what is this doodad, a banana masher?

*Anyway, scoop out the middle.

*Plop some cheese and chicken stock in the pot

*I guess some onions too. Nah, just chuck ‘em in. The green is probably oregano

*Chop up the broccoli

*Boil it in the cheese pot, Listen to police scanner for a bit.

*Garlic! That’s what I forgot, garlic.

*Yeah. This is gonna be good. Their taste buds’ll never know what hit ‘em.